Funny, Weird & Family Friendly White Elephant Gift Ideas!

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Below is a list items on Amazon that are great for a laugh or for any white elephant gift exchange!

This list of white elephant gift ideas are stinkin’ funny items 🙂

If you are looking for a funny white elephant gift – then this is the list for you!

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What is a white elephant gift?

A white elephant gift exchange is a hilarious holiday party game where people gift, share, and try to steal impractical and unnecessary (but often hilarious) gifts. The goal of a white elephant gift is to entertain the party goers and create the biggest laughs, rather than going home with the most valuable gift in the room.

Here are some of the best ideas for a white elephant gift that are inexpensive, family-friendly, hilarious, and will be unforgettable this holiday season.

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white elephant gift mac n cheese candy canes

Mac & Cheese Candy Canes

This set of six candy canes tastes like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavored comfort food! Macaroni and cheese has become a holiday family tradition in many parts of the country, so why not let our holiday candy reflect that? Each candy cane is 5-1/4″ (13.3 cm) tall with yellow and white stripes.

Cutiefox Digital Print Crew Neck Pullovers Sweater

This sweater will win you the Ugliest Christmas sweater contest! The colors are so vibrant and in all seriousness, we need to ask ourselves a very important question. How can you go wrong with a giant cat wearing a Christmas hat?

Chia Pet Bob Ross

Who wouldn’t want their very own miniature Bob Ross immortalized in terra-cotta? And it even looks enough like Bob to be recognizable, especially when he’s in full bloom.

Jelly Belly Tabasco Beans

The first moment you put in your mouth it’s a little sweet with not much flavor then in seconds you start sucking on the coating or bit into it and it’s a burst of spicy Tabasco flavor. Great joke on people expecting a sweet bean.

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How To Talk To Your Cats About Gun Safety

Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

In all seriousness, this is the #1 best selling book in cat training right now.  🙂

WHAT ON EARTH Cat Butt Tissue Holder – Orange Tabby Cat

 You are certain to get loads of laughs and visitors to your powder room or office will love to grab a tissue from this quirky cat. Measures 12.5″ long x 9.25″ wide, fits standard square tissue boxes. at lovers far and wide will chuckle and love this hilarious tissue box holder.

Gag Canned Meat Combo Pack: Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo, and Squirrel!

A Gag Gift That Will Have Your Friends Rolling with Laughter!  Canned Creamed Possum, Armadillo Picante, Squirrel Gumbo and Dillo Cans. Only the Freshest Roadkill Used in Our Cannery!

Melville Candy BBQ Bacon Lollipops 6 Pack Gift Set

Our Bacon Lollipops come in gift sets, each containing 6 hard candy lollipops infused with bacon bits on wooden ball sticks. Available in Maple Bacon, Honey Bacon, BBQ Bacon or an assortment of all three flavors. Our lollipops are hand-poured to order; slight variations will occur. No bacon was harmed in the making of this pop… our bacon bits contain soy and are totally meat-free.

Extraordinary Chickens 2021 Wall Calendar

This delightful annual parade of poultry features incredible four-color photographs of chickens at their best in all breeds, shapes, and sizes, including Silkies, Cochin Frizzles, and Old English Game Hens. From elegant plumage to comical combs, this charming 16-month wall calendar includes many previously unpublished photographs.

Prank Pack Cheese Printer

The Cheese is the perfect weird stuff gag gift box for any occasion – Holiday & Birthday parties, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Christmas, and more! PRANK GIFT BOXES at first appear to contain bizarre products from ridiculous companies. Simply, “Put Your Real Present Inside the Joke Box” and try to keep a straight face as you watch your friends & loved ones attempt to remain gracious while thanking you for the “Cheese Printer”. Then watch them explode with laughter when they discover their actual stuff inside and realize they’ve been pranked.

white elephant gift Onion Ring Mints

Onion Ring Mints 

These savory mints taste just like a side order of deep fried onion rings. Delicious on their own, but even better when combined with our Ranch Mints. Each 2-1/4″ (5.7 cm) round tin contains one hundred mints.

white elephant gift mixed bugs

Edible Insects Bag of Mixed Edible Bugs. Grasshoppers, Crickets, Silk Worms and Sago Worms

This bag of edible insects includes Grasshoppers, Mole Crickets, Silkworms, Crickets and Sago worms. Net Weight 15 Grams.

Accouterments Yodelling Pickle

Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will? So were we. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle that you have always hoped for! Each 5-1/4″ (13.3 cm) long plastic pickle yodels its little heart out at the push of a button. Batteries included. Illustrated window box.

white elephant gift gummy turkey leg

GIANT GUMMY TURKEY LEG Lollipop (On a Stick) 1/2lb- Cherry

Who wants a drumstick? Now you can enjoy a delicious turkey leg anytime, anywhere! This Giant Gummy Turkey Leg is available in our Cherry flavor.

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white elephant gift bacon lip balm

Bacon Flavored Chap Stick Lip Balm

Every time you eat bacon don’t you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can. Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips. Each tube is 2-1/2″ (6.4 cm) long with a twist bottom dispenser.

white elephant gift giant microbe diarrhea

white elephant gift giant microbe diarrhea

Diarrhea GIANTMicrobe Plush Toy

GIANTmicrobes are stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes — only a million times actual size! They’re humorous, educational, and make the best gag gifts ever! Whether you’re looking for a gag or novelty gift for doctors, nurses, or a friend’s birthdays there’s a GIANTmicrobes for everyone!

white elephant gift chicken poop lip balm

Chicken Poop Lip Balm

Grandpa says: “If ya got dry lips, put chicken poop on ’em so you won’t lick ’em”. Simone Chickenbone Chicken Poop Lip Junk is a 100% all-natural cosmetic moisturizer. Ingredients: Avocado oil, jojoba, sweet orange, lavender essential oil, bees wax, and vitamin E.

white elephant gift poo pourrie

Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray 2-Ounce Bottle, Original

My mother has put this in my stocking for the last 3 years (thanks mom!) and yes, it does work.  🙂

Bag of Cat Farts Cotton Candy Funny Gag Gift for Cat Lovers

Unbelievably, cat farts are shockingly close to the flavor we all know and love: cotton candy! Fluffy, and with a full-bodied texture, our cat farts melt in your mouth and leave you with a smile. Hints of Superiority Our cat farts are 100% donated by feline benefactors who’ve deigned to contribute something more than a general air of superiority to the world, but our scientists have found that this superiority has been preserved in the flavor profile of our bagged cat farts.

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“I Was Addicted to the Hokey Pokey But Then I Turned Myself Around” t-shirt

This is the BEST shirt. 100% pre-shrunk cotton and made in the USA.

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“Happy Trees” Bob Ross Socks

This company’s socks are AMAZING! Ideal socks provide you endless comfort and fit just right. Luckily, Oooh Yeah Socks has the most comfortable socks around. Made from premium cotton, these socks are super soft and lightweight, allowing your feet to breathe and stay cool during strenuous activity. The thin, elastic edging around the opening ensures the sock lays flat against your feet, and prevents them from sliding down.

white elephant gift well that's not a good sign t-shirt

Well That’s Not a Good Sign Funny T-Shirt

Proudly printed in the USA. We have the largest selection of tees for you to choose from. You will not find this unique t-shirt anywhere else on the planet. Every single t-shirt is exceptionally made with high quality cotton, extremely soft and comfy to wear, and is guaranteed to last a lifetime. Also, each tee is professionally printed to enhance your t-shirt with an exceptional high definition graphic and ultra-smooth feel. Bring a smile to this world and wear your American printed t-shirt with pride. Buy it now and make it a great gift for yourself or that special someone!

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Set

Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She’s the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4″ (13.3 cm) tall hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats.

Emergency Affirmation Button

Sometimes all it takes is a little positive reinforcement to help you make it through the day. So next time you do something excellent and no one seems to recognize it, just press this Emergency Affirmation Button and you will hear an enthusiastic “You are awesome”. Ah, now doesn’t that feel better?

Fat Cat Art

Internet meme meets classical art in Svetlana Petrova’s brilliant Fat Cat Art. Featuring her twenty-two-pound, ginger-colored cat Zarathustra superimposed onto some of the greatest artworks of all time, Petrova’s paintings are an Internet sensation. Now fans will have the ultimate full-color collection of her work, including several never-before-seen pieces, to savor for themselves or to give as a gift to fellow cat

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

Finally, the joyous dancing tube man — who’s been featured everywhere from Ricky Martin’s stage to Broad City — is available in a tiny, desk-friendly size.

Witty Yetis Dehydrated Water 16oz Can. NEW Formula! Essential Camping & Survival Supply

Make thirst disappear with our new formula that when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. So practical – we couldn’t believe it wasn’t available sooner!

Snittens–The Original Snot Mittens. Funny Gift for Men

Absorbs 28x its weight in snot and tears (we measured).

Just For Laughs Giggling Plush Happy Pill

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